Published in Midnight Mind Number Seven.
Runners… do it on the road
Four Wheelers… do it on all fours
Salesmen… do it on the road
Teachers… do it with class
Divers… do it deeper
Nurses… do it with care
Bonneville Racers… do it from dusk ’til dawn
Pilots… do it higher
Hairdressers… do it with style
Realtors… do it for a fee
Baseball Players… do it in 9 positions
Bankers… do it with interest
Racquetball Players… do it against the wall
Secretaries… do it between 9 and 5
Stockbrokers… do it over the counter
Electricians… do it with a spark
Deer Hunters… do it for a buck
